Think about it. I haven't.

My name is August. I am 25 and have an adult job but I spend way too much time on the internet anyway. I have a horse named Bridgette and she is my baby. I like television, books, horses, krav maga, cryptozoology, shark week, and a lot of other things.

officialunitedstates:

in the event of a global pandemic, you’ll be safe if you remain at a sink permanently washing your hands

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

(Source: nietzstache, via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(Source: demonicdorothy, via ruinedchildhood)