I realized yesterday that Starfleet is the future of anthropology and about lost it.
You mean if we actually had funding.
(via alphacaeli)
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
—It's Not Unusual
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed itaaaaahahahahahahahaha yay
(via elusivestateofmind)
I bandaged my wrist a d it still hurts ugh
me every morning
Moral of the story - don’t wake Harrison up to copulate.
(Source: whitelaws, via theraggedyconsultingdetective)
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
BE UH MAN
I burned my wrist and I wish I had ice cream in my house ugh
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
